Confessions

Everything in this life has its two sides, that also counts for anonymity. There are those who fear anonymity since to them its connected to lonelyness, others have learned to like anonymity. Why do they like anonymity? The answer is very simple, you can compare anonymity with a cheese cover. This special cheese cover is hiding the secret preferences, passions and obsessions of men. What about woman will some of you ask. Of course women also do have phantasies but in this book I am going to write about men only.

When I decided to write this book it was absolutely clear to me that I would neither embellish nor conceal something. Of course some parts may seem disgusting, stupid, ridiculous, absolutely senseless or just mean to one or the other of my readers, but I don't want to be judgemental here, I just want to tell the entire truth how I hear it on the phone each and every day. Too many others have already told wrong about that speacial kind of 'Samaritan telephone service'

Now you will read some of my favourite anecdotes, I hope you will enjoy reading them and they will make you want to know more about the abyss of human life. Enjoy reading and have some sweet dreams ;)

Extract 1

Bodo was 53 years old and single. Obviously he was on holiday since he called me at 4 AM. Even though he called the number of a sexhotline he was convinced he could meet me right away. What made things even weirder, he did not even ask me where I came from. He himself came from a tiny village in the area of the city of Zwickau. That village was so small I had to check for quite a long time on a map later to even find it. It must be a really tiny village consisting of a few houses only. But Bodo was absolutely convinced that I came from exactly the same tiny village as himself. If men ask me on the phone what I look like I usually describe myself as I am in reality, only a few inches smaller and of course blond. Bodo wanted to meet me right away, he told me that he was already dressed and ready to leave his home and he wanted me to tell him where he should come, he was only waiting for his marching orders. He must have realized my hesitation since he asked me why I was still awake that late, after all it was past 4 AM by then. I told him that I had been out walking my dog, which was even the truth. That answer made Bodo ask the fatal question what kind of dog do you have? I answered him that I have a golden retriever. That answer made Bodo scream with delight but not because of my dog. What a golden retriever? It's you, you are that gorgeous blonde who lives next to the market garden! I'll be with you in a minute and with that he hang up. I imagined Bodo running out of his house and over to that place, apparently a blonde owning a similar dog like me must live in that tiny village. I really pitty that woman till today.....

Extract 2

Bernd was 56 years old, he described himself as small a bit obese and sub, how I love it when people give exact self description ! Bernd told me he was already attached, no he did not mean he was married, he meant he already had a mistress. How sad, but in that moment the relationship between Bernd and his mistress seemed to be in slight trouble. How do I know that? Well Bernd confessed to me he escaped his mistress, he had simply run away. I was shocked, what a decay of morals. His escape however was not for long, two police girls all dressed up in leather caught him in the middle of the main train station of the city of Bremen. The following two hours he was subject to a serious interrogation what ever he meant by that... During his escape Bernd was wearing a tight black leather costume and a white high necked blouse, furthermore a long tight fitting black leather coat, black pumps and skin-coloured stockings. His head was covered by a shorthaired curly blonde wig. Bernd must have looked quite similar to the second placed of the Grand Prix d'Eurovision of the year 2007! But how did Bernd's mistress manage to find out he escaped and catch him that fast? Well his mistress seemed to be quite a clever girl who thought of every eventuality in advance, she had made him wear electronic tags. Due to these it was rather easy to locate Bernd really fast. Then Bernd told me he had to hung up since he was suspecting his mistress to survey his telephone! How big is ''Absurdistan''

Extract 3

Robby seemed not to be aware the length of a penis is measured in inches not in yards. When I wanted to know the length of his cock he answered me 30 yards! OMG 30 yards I asked him. Yes, he answered again. I made him confirm twice more and he kept saying 30 yards. Well I thought to get a hard on with such a cock could cause serious trouble for your health, not to think about the consequences for eventual partners, neighbours or people who just happen to be near him when it happens.... Also where should he manage to find a place big enough to house such a monster? But maybe, just maybe Robby was living in a cathedral I thought......

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